In the quiet town of Estherville, Iowa, four friends make one very bad decision: they steal a Ronald McDonald statue. What starts as a harmless prank spirals into full‑blown small‑town chaos involving a missing clown, a furious McDonald’s manager, a conspiracy‑obsessed teen journalist, and a river that refuses to keep secrets. As rumors spread and tensions rise, the boys scramble to fix their mistake. A hilarious, heartfelt tale of friendship, mystery, and the most infamous clownnapping Iowa has ever seen. 

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